Republished June 27 2022

 

Can you believe it? Dre And Snoop. Mary And M, live at the superbowl halftime show and the culture waited patiently as they tried to get Big Fif on a treadmill again, and sorry Ms Jackson. Justin Timberlake took one for the team, like Lizzo when she's the one to kick the guy out after.

 

#5. Salute to Fat Joe's Yeezy boots. They're like Groundhog day. They let you know, The Bronx Summer Olympics will be lit this year! Everyone can't wait for the hopscotch and double dutch outfits, to see if Harlem approves.

 

#4. Salute to Jim Jones. Most people see gentrification as low-key racism. He goes to Gucci thinking they cared about his space before he did, recognize that it's nothing without him.

 

#3. Salute to Troi Torain AKA Officer Federali. His impersonation of Cardi B sealing the bag in her case versus Tasha K, is very Martin in the hospital laughing like Tommy when he thought Tommy was down and out. It's as if she was right there saying. I paid for 17 foonurals. Our condolences to the Bronx victims and family members.

 

#2. Salute to Mark Zuckerberg. Lost all that money, and still crawled back like Hov, just so he won't have to ask Kanye for some investment money and possibly be called Skete Too later.

 

#1. Salute to Mary J Blige. She was up all night talking to Lil Kim about how to put a pastee on, and ol boy band dissing Eminem took a knee. Ma negro. Up here.

 

Bonus Salute to the Biden admin. First. You can't be black. Then. You can't think crack is wack. How they doing?

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