- Written by Truth Lee
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Salute 1. Salute to all the women from ages 20 to 40 years old that still cook for their men. And don't complain about it. From the bottom of my heart. Nigga luv you gurl. Look at you. Out here saving niggas money and time like Kim K.
If he don't see that you're rare. Holla.
Salute 2. Salute to Diddy. His birds and the bees talk was very Ill Al Scratchy. Son. If your gurl is too fine. I gotta take her. I'm sorry. Sometimes. You have to put vagina on a pedestal.
Salute 3. Salute to everyone who will sleep with their ex's bandmates on April fools day this year only to say. Ooh. You're grown.
Salute 4. Salute to Dame Dash for building a culture that would kick him when he's down.
Salute 5. Salute to all the people who made it out the hood, but keep that same energy when they celebrate it like they want their baby back.
TRIP FUELED BY : NOTORIOUS B.I.G "EVERYDAY STRUGGLE""
Top 5 Things A Neighborhood With Hills, Valleys, And Walkup Buildings Make You Think Of Self Improvement?
Can the landscape of your neighborhood be comparable with The Landscape of your mindset?
What did the five fingers say to the face? Oy Vey! I gotta do this again sun?
Now we know how artist formally known as 68 felt, when he pretended to be a gangsta.
Not everyone Geto Boys.
And not everyone built to keep up with our New Year's resolution past the week of. So. Here's some motivation to evolve with this newly found moment of clarity used when you want to keep the conversation going about, letting go of old habbits, and redefining perspectives.
Of course.... WE'RE GONNA DO IT OUR WAY!
Using current events or popular subjects.
Here are top five things you'd currently identify with, as a challenge that might differ you from making said or similar challenges, your bitch!
#5. This place must be filled with beach bodies!
#4. Gary V would make major money after he finds the right corner people need more deodorant on!
#3. Dr Boyce Watkins would not hear Lizzo say keep her name outta his mouth! She'd be too tired, or too energetic from all that weight loss.
#2. Summer Walker would feel right at home. Everyone who sees a hill they have to climb, has anxiety!
#1. Charlamagne wrote a whole book on why he sound like DMX protege, when the time comes that he must let rapper 68 down gently.
DMX Protege: I just wanna say.... DMX: Nahaha go ahead!
Know damn well that's why he snitched. All them invitations. Who invites unwanted guests?
Slick Rick? Crumbs!
TRIP FUELED BY:
CHARLAMAGNE THA GOD "SHOOK ONE(ANXIETY PLAYING TRICKS ON ME)"
DMX "HERE WE GO AGAIN"
GETO BOYS "DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA"
We could have stacks like the international house of pancakes. You thinking we not gon drop you. You mad late. What can we say. What can we do. To show how much. We think about skipping you!
Which Number Will People From The 90's Avoid For Their Life In 2020?
It's like playing Lizzo when Lizzo's around. Wait for it... Ahhhhhh! I'm done!
People who grew up in the 90's take people seriously. Sure. We thought. WTF is Jesse Smalls? Empire? Oh. Never mind.
We love everyone. However some people don't know if we still live here.
So. When we saw the subject. We thought. Huh? No way. Who invited this N word? Our version of one for the team was an ugly friend. Or at least not invite ourselves to an opposition's party. No money or stripes took us there. What are we talking about?
DMX VOICE: LET US COUNT:
65. 66. 67. 68. 70.
We would rather lose it all. Soon as we get an IRS plug on our side!
TRIP FUELED BY: JODECI "FREAKN' YOU" REMIX FEAT RAEKWON
DMX "THE CONVO"
When's The Time Snoop Can't Talk About 69?NOW CONNECTING: SNOOP DOGG(LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA, USA) STAR AKA TROI TORRAIN(SCOTCH PLAINS, NJ, USA)
The Legendary Star AKA The Objective Hater, being channeled to reminisce on Snoop being a herb man P.I.M.P Star reported that he checked out Tasha K's Tea on another legend Snoop Dogg's reported Cokegate with today's Superhead, Celina Powell. And because we're only here for the humor. We're going to cut this short, and let you get your stuff together and go on the gossip rabbit hole yourself. HOWEVER ! If you're the current leader of the P.I.M.P Association. Here's five things that would make you revoke Snoop's P.I.M.P CARD! #5. A rastafarian, weed, and coke don't go together like BIG BUTTS, BIG THONGS, and the time men think watching men run up and down the court is more important . Ooh. How they doin? #4. Who was supposed to sit in Celina's seat if she went to the restroom at the Grammys? Keisha from anyone's block? #3. Becky is looking like a ride or die O.G. in these streets ! #2. If 69 gets out in one piece, and not all over the place like Dame Dash money. Him, Alpo, and Celina will get together, and not snitch on real pimps. #1. Your cousin Ray J is the first to really make em famous. You got out first by DJ Akademiks? C'mon Dogg... THESE FOOLS IS SIMPIN... PAY ATTENTION! TRIP FUELED BY : Star Report "Is Snoop A Trick?"
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