Why Should Offset Become Biggs From Rocafella If He Don't Wanna Move To Africa Like Nas Yet?
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If you're in the position of Offset, and you wanna remain off the set of Africa at least for now.
WHY BECOME BIGGS?
In the Jay-Z Dead Presidents video, when they were playing monopoly, and Biggs said. What's that? California? Lotta money there. Hamma take all of it.
If you're in Offset shoes.
You go...
What's that Africa? Lotta honey there. Hamma take all of it.
Get excited! We moving to the motherland of Beckys!
Walk around the house, and your ringtone is A$AP Ferg! Hummm on a new level!
Your Gurl Pressure is a motherf♡cker!
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Funniest Thing About Being On Your Phone Or Vlogging In Public
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Cannon to the left of them. Cannon to the right of them. Lightening! Thunder!
Makes you wonder... is Eminem out here dissin the program?
Have you ever been on your phone or held a camera outside or some public space? Did you at some point feel like the black plague here to free people from being?
At most points in the new wave of being social. Most outgoing people that brag about being real, need a minute to make sure that the light only shine on their good side. Which is interesting because days after shooting this video. Gary Vee and his team uploaded a video about self esteem being the real way to success.
They also touched on the fact that most people fake worry about privacy issues, and the the world having access to their life. Which by the way. Catapult many, most notably, Cardi B. All though too much information is still too much information. It still makes you wonder. Are most of us still attracted to our toxicities?
Is our world just talking shit? Or do we actually want to get to a point of breathing easy, without fear of our children or ourselves having to manipulate anyone else to make ourselves feel like we're winning in life? Can we get to a point that we wouldn't want to build A.I. to eliminate humanity for the exact things we know is fucked up, and want to change? Can we get to a point, that we exchange currency based on confidence, and not our insecurities? Can we all get to a point that we fix each other's problems, based on our talent and availability, and not on the Doctor also being the cause of the disease?
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Why You Think YouTube Content Editors Think They're Funny
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Like Rappers when Celina Powell tell on em. Somebody did this.
DID WHAT EXACTLY?
Most of our favorite YouTube creators, often care enough to offer what we call "Keep Closer". That's when they let you know they got their eye on your satisfaction. Do you want more? They ask... Well click the link right here in the video.
Oh. Don't back out now! We're in this together! Please tell us, you've clicked on one of their alleged links in the video? Oh don't worry. We won't tell nobody. Well. No one else.
But. How they try to play us like we Fab on Drink Champs when Diddy said. Nah. But. We ain't party party. In Star's Voice: These N words are very Creflo Dollary.
PAY ATTENTION
Because. Logic would tell us. I do have a touch phone. Well whadda you know? The ol scratch a sniff commercial is back baby! Except. Like Trump in a room with a woman with a T-shirt that says. Yeah. But. Wash your hands first. We're not there yet like Cubevision.
What's on Cubevision?
Well. Last Friday with John Witherspoon in it. Or the old Kanye before they replaced him with his clone. Now he do jumping jax for Jeeesus, and popop Trump. Since we're just throwing scenarios around. How about we all stop frontin about being interactive until we at least get pass the robot apocalypse. Speaking of which.
Who wants to be around to see if every critic is satisfied when Lizzo lost weight, and stop acting ratchet? Or Oprah investigating someone shady that's not her alleged color? Or when they Mandela effect 69 snitching? That's what we thought! Eff these robots!
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Top 5 Reasons Why Ari Lennox And Other Black Women Should Know A Troll Can't Certify Their Beauty!
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The Joe Budden Podcast is back from holiday break! "The Mans" is back at it podding, and they're back like 2 Chainz after a name change! Back like Kevin Hart after a car crash, and him going home to his wife, and saying... Baeeebee... I'll be back like the Terminator... Just gotta run to this hospital reah quick!
Speaking of Kev. The JBP Bros spoke of everything from the new Kevin Hart doc, "Don't F*ck This Up," to the Drake Rap Radar Interview. To even DaBaby getting arrested conspiracy talk!
However! Almost midway through, they touched on the topic of Ari Lennox responding to disrespect of no name trolls, saying black women look like dogs! Yup. Steve Harvey voice: Stop right there! Read! Literally had to pause on that topic, because if black women are dogs. What's the specie of the rest of society? That being said. To start the conversation. Let's start with our top five. And you let us know, what would be yours.
#5. The definition of a troll is one who hides their true ugliness from the world.
#4. Men call dogs their besties. But. If you tell us your female besties said we got BIG pieces, or superior intelligence. Ooh. You could stay home with your tongue hanging out all day! Forget T.O.K. Who's now my crew, my dogs?
#3. Lorena Bobbitt is Kim K to male prisoners everywhere! Free me bitch!
#2. You so beautiful... According to Science. God trusted you to give birth to to all mankind.
#1. Only time a black woman is ugly to a real man. Is when she opens her mind up to think that a stink attitude is the angels singing.
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