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NOW CONNECTING: LORD JAMAR(NEW ROCHELLE, NY, USA)
EMINEM(DETROIT, MICHIGAN, USA)
Previously on VladTV. Lord Jamar Called white rappers guests in the house of hip hop. Eminem took it personal because he thought. Who reps white rappers better than him? Plus. He's rap's Elvis. So. He thought we all knew the house of hip hop was already his castle.
What makes an artist in urban culture relatable to most? In fact. What makes urban culture so relatable to most? Is it the ability to create? Or is it that most of the world go through the struggles of fighting back against what's making us struggle to begin with? Yeah sure most feel like strangling their overbearing mom from time to time. But. What would make the urban community not accept Em as King of their struggle? Why we think it's because. Most strugglers look to evolve.
That is to say. Even if we started off goofy watching cartoons. We eventually look towards graduating from our immature grudges, to being pros at teaching, and showing the world how not to struggle, by being examples of why we think the world does not have to struggle. For example. Hov did that. So hopefully. We don't have to keep protesting the establishment, but to be a part or become the establishment to show us how to do this sun.
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REDMAN "TONIGHT'S DA NIGHT"
Why Debbie Dugan Reminds You Of Kellz Circle
Thinking of a Master Plan. And this plan is not including the word knigger slipping out instead of LA Knickers right out your hands. Unless you're T.I in front of cops. In which case. We understand. But. What we don't understand is why captains of industries keep agreeing to be Miss Cleo?
Sure. When we never called. We didn't get an answer. However. We think. You are the answers. We think Jesus, Ivy and Buddha says bless you child... Aren't you the chosen won? Aren't you the GTFOH Filicia. That ain't your hair. Let me pull it.... Wait. Are you flirting with Filicia? Or you're trying to get rid of her?
Of course we're seriously kidding. However. DEBORAH DUGAN (LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK, USA) former CEO and President is singing like Tekashi Houston about her former company The Academy Awards. AKA the Grammy being as real as the WWE. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Some of our best friends wear weaves and hair plugs.
For the sake of our audience sense of humor. What makes Ms. Dugan, and the alleged witnesses of Kellzgate, a match? Other than the fact that both wag fingers are on delays?
Well. If Ms. Dugan is from the New York area. She'd know. Post 9/11. Because citizens love our city, and call it home. See something, say something is a part of our genetics now. Not that Cam is snitching now. But. Bet he's going to call the homies. Yo. Shut the city down. We about to make sure we stay one hundred.
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OL DIRTY BASTARD "BROOKLYN ZOO"
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