THE PLUG CULTURE OLYMPICS whorocs! award

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Created by Eagertrip!
Created on 02 July 2015

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IT'S AS IF WE DON'T KNOW ALREADY, NOT TO BRING SAND TO THE BEACH. OR DON'T KNOW WHAT TO AVOID TO AVOID ALLERGIES. OR WHAT HEADPHONES NOT TO GET SO WE CAN GET THE ONES THAT'LL LET US STILL HEAR THE BUSY STREETS THAT'S GONNA KEEP OUR BLOOD PRESSURE GOING TO THE MOON. SO WHO, OR WHAT IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD GIVE GOOGLE ANALYTICS "THE HEY. WE'RE AT THE PARTY TOO LOOK"? MEET PTENGINE. THE ANNALISTIC TOOL THAT IF YOU TOOK IT TO THE BEACH . IT MIGHT TELL YOU EXACTLY WHO'S CHECKING YOU OUT. HEY. LOOK @12oCLOCK. INTERESTING. AND AT WHAT TIME DID THEY CHECK YOU OUT? WE JUST SAID IT IN THE SAME SENTENCE. OK. SOUNDS LIKE ANY ORDINARY ANALYSIS TO YOU. BUT. HAVE YOU HAD IT WITH YOUR EXACT TARGET AUDIENCE? OK. MAYBE A LITTLE TOO MUCH JON STEWART IN HALF BAKED. BUT. YOU GET THE POINT. HEAT SENSORS THAT TELLS YOU EXACTLY THE SPOT ON THE PAGES, AND FOR HOW LONG OF A TIME SPENT? PICTURE THE MOVIES AND YOU HAVE A HEAT DETECTOR GOGGLES TO SEE THE PHYSICAL LOCATION OF ANY LIVING THING BEHIND A WALL. WELL. PTENGINE DOES JUST THAT. REMOVES THE WALLS BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR SITE VISITORS. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WANT. AND THEY APPRECIATE YOUR ATTENTION TO HELPING THEM LOCATE THEIR MOST SOUGHT AFTER ITEMS. ALLOWING THEM TO BE HAPPIER WITH EASE. AND YOU TO DO THE SAME THAT YOU CAN CONVERT YOUR TRAFFIC TO SATISFY THE CUSTOMER SIDE OF YOU.

 

 

 


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