Top 5 List Of Plugs We Think Explains Shotdemic Between Meg And Tory
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First and foremost. Let us all bow our heads like Aunt Ester in Friday. So we can pray for these heathens.
Lord. We don't judge. But. When a night ends up like O.J. came to your house and left without hitting his big ass head on a low hanging AC. Who does the glove fit? If not the devil. Then whom? If not on your level. Then Willie D is reading this and goes... Hey. That's the same night I met Bushwick! It's like someone else's mind playing tricks on you. Or saying knock knock, and not saying who's there after you ask.
That being said. Here's our short list of Top 5 Things Meglanez Reminded us to remind you of why you're scratching your head about Meg Thee Stallion allegedly being shot shortly before Tory Lanez latest gun charge, after parting with fellow future pizza gate alumns.
#5. We can see it now. Tory hopped out the car like Pinky in Friday, because someone said anything after he asked them a question. Ooh. Say sumttin else! I dare you! As his next words were....
Oh shit! As he slipped on a bunch of chixtapes, that fell out his Puff Daddy "How To Make A Hit For Dummies" emergency kit.
Speaking of hit for dummies. Here comes our next plug!
#4. Meg Thee Stallion was so high. She thought she was Jada, and she have an entanglement with future Julys like she was the star of Drumline and rock a turban and stay over woke like Bernie Mack in Friday until he asks for weed, and sees Daisy Dukes on another man's wife. When she asked Tory to drop her off at Plies house. Before that. He thought he was the first and only short guy she ever made question himself. Is this really my shortie? Am I a tiger today? Finally. Mrs Parker's on VladTV knowing something we don't.
#3. Drake and Lil Wayne's Miss Me came on, and soon as Wayne's verse came on Tory's hearing went out, and he thought Wayne said, shooting bitches out the car door, like Pam.
#2. Roc Nation showed up and assured Meg, she's the prize and Tory is DMX with a squeegee. Mi a beg fi holla. N words from the 6 swear fo God. They Jamaicans! Well some of them actually are. But anyways. Moving on.
#1. When Meg said she's moving on. Tory thought she's funny as hell. But. Her mouthpiece obese like Dellarese. And tried to see if he could shoot his shot at her pinky toe when she said it's bigger than him.
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